Tripped OVER MY OWN SHOE today at work (these are things that happen to me in platform shoes, thanks Doc Marten), thus wrenching my shoulder nearly out of socket and twisting my ankle.

So now I can't run for the train or lift stuff or lie on my right side, which sort of screws my gym day tomorrow.

And I'm grumpy about being late to the POTF party again.

And grumpy about not getting the appeal of Tom Hardy. I may think Fassbender's a smug wank, but he's not...yeah. Maybe it's just that Chris Pine is Chris Pine, but Hardy looks like toasted crap in the This Means War promos that are everywhere.

I still say he was hottest as Shinzon and has decreased in appeal for me since.

Also, I really hate being vaguely triggered by people unknowingly RTing bullies on Twitter. Seriously.

Woke up with arm and shoulder joint pain. Immediately thought heart attack, though this was joint pain too and on the side I was sleeping on...and I sleep crunched up, unhealthily.

Hurt to move it, though, which apparently would NOT signal a heart attack, but now I am in the midst of full on panic attack...these symptoms I recognize. The last one this bad was two years ago.

Took aspirin anyway as a precaution.