It's not even Yes English People--and speaking of Mr Bean, whyyyy do we need another Johnny English film, by the way--it's the whole just NOT VERY HOT thing. Like, there are about ten million English actors I find more attractive (see comment on Three Musketeers above for two more).

I don't like the piece of meat thing either, mostly because my attraction to people I don't know IRL is very much an oh, ze is really nice to look at thing that is...sexual but not about sex. My brain is weird.

As noted above, there is a really good essay to be done on Woody Allen as Nice Guy and his portrayals of women impacting a certain genre of film. I don't really have it in me though.

Boxing films are all trying to be Rocky and failing.